Our Views: Atlanta Falcons fury? Not so much _lowres

FILE - This is a Dec. 15, 2011, file photo showing the Georgia Dome during an NFL football game between the Atlanta Falcons and the Jacksonville Jaguars in Atlanta. The NFL has fined the Atlanta Falcons, stripped the organization of a draft pick and suspended team president Rich McKay from the league’s Competition Committee beginning April 1 following the team’s use of fake noise at home games. In a statement released Monday, March 30, 2015, the league announced that the Falcons have been fined $350,000 and will forfeit their fifth-round selection in the 2016 draft. If the Falcons have multiple picks in that round, the highest selection will be forfeited. (AP Photo/Pouya Dianat, File)

The inadequacies of Atlanta are well known around here. The nightlife is tepid. The traffic is brutal. Even their peaches, while tasty, are inferior to Louisiana’s.

But now we can add a new entry to the list of Atlanta’s shortcomings: Their fans don’t know how to holler.

The NFL this week found that the Falcons created faux crowd noise for two whole seasons, presumably because their fans couldn’t drum up a proper racket.

That will never be a problem here. Win or lose, we know how to give our lungs a rigorous workout.