Today in "News You Won't Read in The Times-Picayune": Our friends at the Minneapolis-St. Paul City Pages report that during the city's gay pride festival last weekend, the local chapter of the gay conservative group Log Cabin Republicans was handing out free condoms with the slogan "Drill, Baby, Drill" on them.

Click through to see the gift that combines a bullish attitude toward oil exploration with a time-honored safe sex message. Who says New Orleans has a monopoly on creativity?