Oh, Yelp. You're so useful when it comes to addresses and hours of operation, and so un-useful when it comes to anything resembling good advice.

Witness Yelp's new Top 100 Places to Eat list ("100 must-try spots in the US to get your #nomnom on") which includes not a single New Orleans restaurant, bar, deli counter, food truck or second-line barbecue rig.

The website uses something called a "Wilson score" to determine its findings: 

Very scientific, and a formula that results in a Haleiwa, Hawaii food truck called "Dat Cajun Guy" outranking every place in Louisiana. (No shade to "Dat Cajun Guy," whose food looks pretty good.)

It could be worse: Portland, Ore.'s Willamette Week points out that a closed food cart in Portland outranked New York's Le Bernardin, and a Portland establishment called "Waffle Window" topped New York's Per Se.

Our #nomnom must be off.