What Super Bowl?
As a football game is played at some time in some city on some TV station, New Orleans has a host of boycott events to keep you busy.
Whether it's the Puppy Bowl, a special rerun, a timely parade, or Choppa Style on the stage, follow along with live updates from all around the city.
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If you're watching Super Bowl 53 this Sunday -- you're likely missing out.